Hath been three months since I resumed my SwoleFIT programming. And what a three months its been. We’ve grown both in spirit and in brawn. We’ve seen what hard, smart work can get you. And hopefully we’ve inspired others around us to purse the path of swole.
Speaking of inspiration, I recently joined the team for the Men’s Online Publication, PRSUIT.com as Editorial Director, and am now focusing a significant amount of my online writing efforts towards the site. Go check it out! Due to this time commitment, I’ve decided to pause updating the content on this blog for now.
Here’s what I want you bros to do: look through my old workouts, read the template, and start programming for yourself. Learn to read your body’s signals and make workouts that work best for YOU as an individual.
If you’ve got any questions, I’m more than happy to answer them.Shoot me an email at swolefitnation@gmail.com
^^^The logo that started it all
*One suggestion for improvement that’s been made to this programming is the lack of core work. For me, I focus on contracting my core through all the compound movements and that seems to be sufficient. However, if you find yourself lacking core development, go ahead and add some additional exercises (planks, sit-ups, leg raises, bicycles, ball slams, oblique twists w/ weights, wood choppers, etc.)
Congratulations– you’ve officially reached three months of the SwoleFIT lifestyle! Most of you, I’m sure, can barely remember what it felt like before you began. What it felt like not to have two little mountains sitting next to your ears. Trap-mountains with their own weather patterns, wildlife, and tourists.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through its full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Back Squat: 3×1- work up to a heavy one rep set, at or near your 1RM
Do 21 reps of each exercise, then 15 of each, then 9 of each, etc. Rest 30-60 seconds between rounds.
Use light weight for both exercises; go unbroken during rounds.
Tuesday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Power/Speed:
Plyometric Push-ups, 8 sets of 3 EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute), lower yourself slowly and explode as much as possible once your chest touches the ground.
Barbell Reverse Lunges- 4 x 6-8, 60-80% 1RM, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Glute Ham-Raises: 3 x 8-12, If you don’t have a glute ham raise machine, try one of these alternatives. This is a great exercise for strengthening the posterior chain
Power Hang Clean: 3×8, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Luke Thighwalker and his sidekick Pump Solo have embarked on a mission to destroy the evil Emperor Palpatine who has imposed a new Galaxy wide ban on Spacelifting. Brobi Wan Kenobi has issued a call to all Spacelifting bros to join their fight.
Will you let the evil Sedentary forces of the universe prevail or will you join the Swole side and use your muscle FORCE for good??
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Back Squat: 3×3 (add 10 lbs from last week)- Remember to keep that form 100% perfect as the weight increases
Deadlift: 3×3 (add 10 lbs from last week)- Ditto
Conditioning:
5 rounds- 5 Deadlift, 5 Hang Power Clean, 5 Front Squat, 5 Push Press
Perform these rounds as one unbroken movement complex. Choose a LIGHT weight that will allow you to do this (i.e. 95-135#); focus is on proper form and going at moderate to fast pace.
Rest ~60 seconds between rounds
Tuesday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Power/Speed:
Plyometric Push-ups, 8 sets of 3 EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute), lower yourself slowly and explode as much as possible once your chest touches the ground.
Barbell Reverse Lunges- 4 x 6-8, 60-80% 1RM, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Glute Ham-Raises: 3 x 8-12, If you don’t have a glute ham raise machine, try one of these alternatives. This is a great exercise for strengthening the posterior chain
Power Hang Clean: 3×8, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
Power Snatch can be a difficult movement if you’ve never done it before; watch the video in the link and if this is new, USE LIGHT WEIGHT (i.e. 45-65 lbs)
Sub Clean & Jerk if you are uncomfortable with the snatch (that just doesn’t sound right. but seriously sub the movement for an easier one instead of injuring yourself).
Rest minimally, rep scheme is as follows: 10 Power Snatch, 10 TTB, 9 Power Snatch, 9 TTB,…. 1 Power Snatch, 1 TTB
Tuesday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Power/Speed:
Plyometric Push-ups, 8 sets of 3 EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute), lower yourself slowly and explode as much as possible once your chest touches the ground.
Barbell Reverse Lunges- 4 x 8-12, 60-80% 1RM, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Glute Ham-Raises: 3 x 8-12, If you don’t have a glute ham raise machine, try one of these alternatives. This is a great exercise for strengthening the posterior chain
Power Hang Clean: 3×8, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
We’re two months into the new path of swole, and most likely, you’re barely recognizable now compared to the puny, pathetic form with which you entered this journey. Friends and family have started voicing their concerns about your “nattiness.” I mean, come on bro. There’s no way you can be this jacked and natural.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Back Squat: 3×5 (choose a moderately heavy weight that you can continue to progress adding 10 lbs/week over the next 4 week cycle)
Deadlift: 3×5 (same as above, choose a moderately heavy weight that allows adding 10 lbs/week)
Choose a relatively light weight for the thrusters that allows you to go unbroken during rounds.
Rest 60-90 seconds between rounds.
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Tuesday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Power/Speed:
Plyometric Push-ups, 8 sets of 3 EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute), lower yourself slowly and explode as much as possible once your chest touches the ground.
Barbell Bench Press- 4 x 8-12, choose a weight that’s fairly easy and that you feel confident adding weight to over the coming weeks. FOCUS ON DAT PUMP.
Lat Pulldowns- 4 x 8-12, same instructions as above
Dips (assisted or weighted if necessary)- 4 x 12-15, use proper technique and choose assistance that allows for this
Glute Ham-Raises: 3 x 8-12, If you don’t have a glute ham raise machine, try one of these alternatives. This is a great exercise for strengthening the posterior chain
Power Hang Clean: 3×8, choose a weight that’s moderately heavy
How about that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Swole City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.
But when my friend Arnold brought a loaded barbell home, I knew he was one of my own. And my swole wolf pack, it grew by one. So there… there was two of us in the swole wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and the loaded barbell joined in later. And six months ago, when Arnold introduced me to you guys I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my swole wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for creatine and GAINZ.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy ass weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
Our mission is simple. Our mission is clear. Eradicate the enemy threat by gaining as much muscle mass as possible in order to aesthetically enhance our local presence.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy ass weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Squat Clean from Ground: 5×5, add 5-10 lbs to weight used last week (whatever you feel comfortable progressing with).
Strict Press: 3×3, Add 5-10 lbs to weight used last week.
Front Squat- 4 x 8-12, 60-80% 1RM, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Romanian Deadlifts- 3 x 8-12, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Upright Rows- 3 x 8-12, add 5-10 lbs to weight used last week
Seated Dumbbell Military Press- 4 x 8-12, 60-80% 1RM, add 5 lbs to dumbbell weights used last week
Conditioning/Finisher: 21-15-9 KBS (or Dumbbell Swings), TTB (i.e. Do 21 Kettlebell swings, then 21 Toes to Bar, then 15 of each, then 9 of each), use the same weight, try to decrease the time from last week
If you’re looking to truly get swole, you’ve got to engage both your body AND your mind. When I’m in the gym, I like to enter what is known as the:
“Zen Swole State of Omnipotence”
Omnipotence, in case you were wondering, means all powerful, and in order to reach your true SWOLTENTIAL you have to truly believe deep down in your heart that you are the most powerful living thing that has ever existed. So while you’re lifting, shut out all other distractions, focus on the pump, and feel the power flow into your veins.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy ass weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Squat Clean from Ground: 5×5, add 5-10 lbs to weight used last week (whatever you feel comfortable progressing with).
Strict Press: 3×5, Add 5 lbs to weight used last week.
We’ve officially reached the end of our first 4 week micro-cycle, and what a glorious 4 weeks it’s been.
Though most of you entered this journey as but a weak, soft, flaccid, pitiful excuse for a man, you are starting to grow your Lat-Wings, Leg-Rockets, and Trap-Pillows. It feels good, doesn’t it? You know what else feels good? COMMITMENT. Commitment to a lifestyle that promotes the greater good. Namely, a lifestyle that is centered around gaining and maintaining the one, most important asset a man can have: MUSCLE MASS.
Welcome to SwoleFIT. It’s good to have you on board.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy ASS weight with ample rest. And remember, form comes first.
And, as always, emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Front Squat (Week 4 of 4 week cycle): 5×5, add 10 lbs to weight used last week
Strict Press: 5×5, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Conditioning:
Deadlift: 8 sets of 3 reps, EMOM (every minute on the minute). Choose a moderately heavy weight, 60-70% of 1RM, increase the weight 10 lbs from week 2.
LISTEN UP! LIEUTENANT BRAWNSON HERE DISHING OUT THIS WEEK’S NEW SWOLE PRESCRIPTION SO PUT DOWN YOUR GODDAMN SMARTPHONE AND TRAIN YOUR EYES ON MY GLORIOUS PECS.
This week, we’re going to keep increasing the weight on our 5×5 strength cycle as well as return to Week 1’s metcons to see if we can put up a better performance than last time. So let’s get to it, boys.
Emphasis on strength days should be on pushing heavy ass weight with ample rest. Please use proper form, bros (see Youtube for a wealth of video resources on this subject).
Emphasis on hypertrophy days should be on moving the muscle through it’s full range of motion, using a weight that’s relatively “easy,” focusing very much on proper form, and feeling DAT PUMP while doing so.
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Monday (Legs/Shoulders/Traps/Abs):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Front Squat (Week 3 of 4 week cycle): 5×5, add 10 lbs to the weight used last week
Strict Press: 5×5, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Conditioning:
Clean and jerk from floor: 8 sets of 3 reps, EMOM (every minute on the minute). Choose a moderately heavy weight, 60-80% of 1RM, add 5-10 lbs to weight used Week 1
5 rounds- 20 KBS (kettlebell swing or sub dumbbell swings), rest 30-60 seconds.
Choose a kettlebell that you can get perfect form and unbroken reps for all rounds. Try to decrease the rest periods you took week 1 by 5-10 seconds for this metcon.
Ab Finisher: Plank Hold, 3 x 60 seconds
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Tuesday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Power/Speed:
Bench Press- 8 sets of 3 reps, EMOM, 50-60% 1RM, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Hypertrophy/Endurance:
(60-90 seconds rest b/t sets, Add 5-10 lbs to all lifts from weight used last week):
Bench Press- 4 x 8-12 w/ 60-80% 1RM
Cable Lat Pulldown- 4 x 8-12
Cable chest fly- 4 x 12-15
Machine low row- 4 x 12-15
Superset– Chin-ups, Tricep extensions (any form)- 3 x 8-12
Back Squat- 8 sets of 3, EMOM, 50-60% 1RM, add 10 lbs to weight used week 1. And do it like you mean it.
Hypertrophy/Endurance:
(60-90 seconds rest b/t sets, Add 5-10 lbs to all lifts from weight used last week):
Back Squat- 4×8, 60-80% 1RM
Power Clean- 5×5, 60-80% 1RM
Strict Press- 4×8, 60-80% 1RM
KBS (Kettlebell swings) or Dumbbell Swings– 1 set x 50 reps, unbroken.
Ab Circuit: 3 rounds- 10 Weighted Sit-ups, 10 TTB (Toes to Bar), 10 Ab Wheel Rolls, 15 Dumbbell Side Bends (each side)
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Friday (Chest/Back/Bis/Tris):
Strength (3-5 minutes rest b/t sets):
Bench Press- 5×5, 60-80% 1RM, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Dumbbell row- 3×8, add 5 lbs to weight used last week
Conditioning:
5 rounds- 8 pull-ups, 10 burpees
Try to put up a better performance this week. And don’t let the swole get to your head just yet. Once your neck completely disappears amidst your monstrous trapezius muscles, then you’ll now you’ve made it.